Yesterday was quite exciting Phillip. I met with an American called Tim. We shared a common interest – he also likes grape Fanta! We talked for ages about Beverley Hills 90210 and Scalectrix before we had to get down to business. He said he liked what i’d done the other day, you know, taking money from . . . → Read More: Down with the banks
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It was great to see you at my Party this weekend Phillip. I had loads of fun smashing up that mansion. It was like the Bullingdon days! I had a cracking headache this morning though and picked the worst day to go to work with a hangover. David told me a few weeks ago that one . . . → Read More: Saving money, by Georgie O I got into the office this morning and thought it was my birthday. There on my desk was this beautiful hand-written letter in a cream envelope with red bow tie. It even smelled of cheap aftershave, so I though it might be from that rich uncle of mine. I was very disappointed though when I opened . . . → Read More: I got mail Today I had my first news conference to tell people what i’m doing in my job. After the banks refused to drop the silly debts that Alistair and Gordon took out, I got really angry, so I wrote a big speach about them. Here it is: “Thanks everyone for coming. Today marks the beginning of a new . . . → Read More: My first news conference Today was a surreal day Phillip. I was playing 52 card pick up in the lobby of number 11 with Nick, and in walked this crazy guy with white hair shouting and stammering. He introduced himself as Boris, swaggered off into my office, sat down in MY CHAIR, and proceeded to flick through my little roladex . . . → Read More: Scary Boris I found out today that I’ve got to have a new best friend, Vince. He came into the office today and is one of Clegger’s friends. Apparently Vince is really famous and has written a book and everything, but i’ve never heard of him. Have you phillip? Daveo said he’s going to be a colleague on . . . → Read More: My new ‘best’ friend Phillip. You wouldn’t believe what happened today. I went to the bank to ask them to write off England’s debts and the b**tards said no! I asked to see the manager too but he was down that posh wine bar in Clapham. I don’t know what to do now. David might be angry, but you know . . . → Read More: Damned Banks Hello Phillip. Just to let you know, today I landed the dream job I’ve been telling you about. I’m Chancellor of the Exchequer! I’ve been made in charge of all the money in the world. Unfortunately, my boss David told me that the man who had the job before me cocked it up a bit and . . . → Read More: New Job |
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