Yesterday was quite exciting Phillip. I met with an American called Tim. We shared a common interest – he also likes grape Fanta! We talked for ages about Beverley Hills 90210 and Scalectrix before we had to get down to business. He said he liked what i’d done the other day, you know, taking money from the kiddies and the internet computers. Then he said I shouldn’t give any more money to the banks. I told him how the nasty banks wouldn’t write off the debts that Gord and Alistair ran up, and how the bank manger wouldn’t talk to me cos he was in the pub. Timmy was shocked. He said I shouldn’t listen to those silly europeans and not put any money in a pot to help that nasty bank manager. He’s right. I hate Europe – especially the French. Some people blame Greece for our troubles, but it’s really Frances fault. They spent all the EU money on Cheese.
I invited Timmy to my mansion to play xbox but he had to go off with Daveo. It was so embarrassing. Daveo came in with Raspberry jam all over his face and he had no socks on! Said they’d got sweaty what with all this sun we’ve been having.
