Hi, I’m George, and this is my blog made especially for my bestest friend Phillip Schofield, to let him know what i’m doing in my new job. If you find this and you aren’t Phillip, please don’t tell anyone as my Boss, David, told me I shouldn’t talk about things we do at work, even though he talks really loud on his stupid Blackberry all day whilst he walks around with tourists, who we all know are really terrorists – especially those French ones.
I like, amoungst other things, Grape Fanta, Will Young and wearing combat trousers. I’m not allowed to wear combats to work and David won’t let me listen to music in the office either (the Tory killjoy). I do like to take advantage of my secretary, Clegger, however, who has a really liberal attitude to stuff and doesn’t mind me listening to Will in the office.