Georgie's Money Issues

I got into the office this morning and thought it was my birthday. There on my desk was this beautiful hand-written letter in a cream envelope with red bow tie. It even smelled of cheap aftershave, so I though it might be from that rich uncle of mine. I was very disappointed though when I opened . . . → Read More: I got mail

Today I had my first news conference to tell people what i’m doing in my job. After the banks refused to drop the silly debts that Alistair and Gordon took out, I got really angry, so I wrote a big speach about them. Here it is:

“Thanks everyone for coming. Today marks the beginning of a new . . . → Read More: My first news conference