This is my new secretary, Nick. He’s actually Daveo’s PA, but Daveo said I could keep him for a while, until he learns the ropes. He’s good fun and a hard worker, although I’m worried there is actually something going on with him and Daveo, if you know what I mean. They sneak off together all the time and he has a picture of Daveo on his desk. I think the Boss has given him to me so people don’t get suspicious, but I don’t mind. It’s nice to have some company cos Daveo’s always out or on his blackberry talking to Andy Peters (And he knows I hate Andy Peters cos he took Phillips job off him in the broom cupboard).
Nick really does have a massive hand. He’s a bit like Jeremy Beadle, God rest his soul, only without the beard. I wonder what Nick would look like with Beadle hair and beard? Maybe one day i’ll ask one of the IT guys in whitehall to make me a computer image of Nick Beaddle. Oh sh*t, I sacked them all. Oh well, maybe my daughter can draw it at playschool.